Part two of the According to the Ninth beginning of term quiz. Please remember to check your answers yourself by referring to the posting numerically corresponding to the question answered. Diplomas will be awarded at the end of examinations.
Q 11.) What meaningless incantation was once believed to be effective against agues and fevers?
a) Ague be gone!
c) By the Hoary Hosts of Hoggoth!
d) Ia! Ia! Cthulhu fhtaghn!
Q 12.) “Where Englishmen remember, Americans…
c) …contradict loudly and obnoxiously.”
d) …agree cravenly.”
Q13.) The author of the lines “Welcome kindred glooms, /Congenial horrors hail!” found fame when…
a) …a literary clergyman rushed into the coffeehouses to proclaim his genius.
b) …he was struck down with brain fever whilst declaiming his poetry in the streets of Bath.
c) …his obscure and depressing poetry and life were recounted in a widely read and highly regarded “weblog.”
d) …his monkey behaved in a most indecorous manner during a garden party held by the Countess of Huntingdon.
Q14.) In English law, who was considered the victim in the case of the seduction of an unmarried woman?
a) The woman
b) The swiving gent
c) The parents of the seducee
d) The fiancé of the seducee
Q15.) What does Dave believe reduces the value of a full set of 1884 Encyclopaedia Britannica?
a) Their weight and thus their postal cost
b) The advent of the Internet since 1984
c) The existence of a poorly conceived “weblog” that selectively quotes from said reference work, presumably for comic effect
d) Ben Schott’s Miscellany
Q16.) The institution of the poet laureate might best be compared to which mediaeval entertainer?
a) The minstrel
b) The gleeman
c) The troubadour
d) The gleeman
Q17.) Which of the following events in the life of Mr John Barleycorn has resulted in a selection of articles being quoted from in this electro-aetheric journal without further explanation?
a) Experiencing salvation from a life of fashionable dissipation whilst being captivated by the ephemeral beauty of a towering bank of clouds lit orange by the dying light of the setting sun.
b) Breaking the collar-bone after tumbling head-over-heels from a bicycle whilst racing through the park on the way home from work.
c) Being accosted on the way to a wedding by a crazed old sailor who recounted a fantastic tale of a terrible and doomed voyage.
d) “Mr John Barleycorn” is in fact a cunning contrivance built from the parts of a Singer sewing machine, three rolodex, and a small and unreliable steam engine. No events of any kind, other than mundane malfunctions, have ever occurred to it.
Q18.) Relating to the subject of race, which hypothesis is not questioned by Britannica’s essayists?
a) That all races of men share a common ancestor.
b) That inter-breeding between all races is possible, whether or not approved.
c) That white and negro children are equally intelligent.
d) That negro adults are morally capable of emulating whites.
Q19.) With what words did the mighty Jenghiz Khan order his troops to sack the unfortunate Persian town Bokhara?
a) “Fill yer boots, lads!”
b) “Let the world know the wrath of the mighty Jenghiz Khan!”
c) “The hay is cut : give your horses fodder.”
d) “Please wash your hands after pillaging .”
Q20.) Which of the following adjectives could not be fairly applied to the poetical works of Henry Vaughan, “the Silurist”?